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Twas the Night

Vendor Newsletters | December 2009

'Twas the night before the holidays Telepacific
 

‘Twas the night before the holidays, and all through the office
Employees were busy working, causing a ruckus.
They used their phones and computers with no hesitation
Even though they knew the IT staff was all on vacation.

They faxed and they emailed, made calls and surfed the net
Without thinking twice about how bad things could get.
If the whole computer and phone system went down
And it couldn’t be fixed, because IT wasn’t around.

IT was off relaxing with family, singing a holiday song,
Without a single worry about what could go wrong.
They enjoyed peace of mind ‘cause they had been very specific
About setting up their company with TelePacific.

With TelePacific, they knew they would have a good outcome,
Even if someone at the company did something really dumb;
When, what on an employee’s computer should appear,
But a suspicious email, with a Trojan horse virus so severe.

With the click of a mouse, the virus would have been downloaded,
But with TelePacific’s OneSecure, the whole operation was aborted.
The spam filter and firewall worked, and the virus it voided;
And a disastrous holiday network problem was deftly avoided.

Now, junk mail, naughty websites and malicious attachments,
Ads advertising blue pills and body enlargements.
All can be stopped and you won’t even have to see
These annoying emails before they’re deleted from your PC.

And if for any reason, IT wants to check in,
They can do it safely through their secure VPN.
OneSecure allows in only authorized people, like you,
And keeps out the hackers and St. Nicholas too.

So if hackers, intruders or unauthorized users try to get in,
To your computer, your network or even your VPN,
TelePacific’s OneSecure, which includes an IPS,
Will stop these intruders with a high degree of success.

And if something unfortunate were to zap company data,
It was lost, corrupted or deleted—from alpha to zeta,
Take a deep breath, relax and worry no more,
Your data is safe and secure with RemoteStor.

RemoteStor is our handy way to back up your data.
It copies it nightly and sends it to Las Vega(s).
So while others on the strip gamble and run up huge debts,
You’ll be sure to find RemoteStor to be the safest of bets.

 

And the best feature of RemoteStor, I must confess,
Is that you can pick any computer with Internet access;
And all your data will be rapidly restored
To that computer, before there's even a chance to be bored.

You’ll be able to resume work without losing any days,
Your bosses will love you, promote you and give you a raise!
You'll have saved the company from utter disaster,
By choosing TelePacific, and being a true IT Master.

You’ll be able to resume work without losing any days,
Your bosses will love you, promote you and give you a raise!
You'll have saved the company from utter disaster,
By choosing TelePacific, and being a true IT Master.

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